Pixie Dust For Dummies

The other day I was playing a game of Living Dead in Halo: Reach.

I was last man standing against 11 Zombies. Zombies are all the other players who have already been infected. I am backed into a narrow passage. There are only two ways in. I pick one to defend and in come charging at least seven of the zombies. My shotgun is loaded and ready.

Boom! One zombie down.

Click, click – boom! Two zombies down (double kill)

Click, click – boom! Three zombies down (triple kill)

Click, click – boom! Four zombies down

Fifth man in nails me. Blam! I’m dead.

As I am sitting there, as the camera pans out with the game over, one of the zombies starts doing the leg hump maneuver to imply that he “f’ed” me up. Really though? It took seven of you bum-rushing me to kill me and I took out four of you and you f’ed me up?

Boy, you da man!

Pathetic 13 yr olds.

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